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dick cheerios

The act of finding the largest mixing bowl you have, filling it with Cheerios and milk, and fucking the living hell out of it, orgasming into it, then feeding it to a roommate.
Guy: "Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah, dick cheerios is the best!" *Puts semen filled Cheerios back into fridge*
Next Day
Girl: *Gets nice looking bowl of Cheerios out of the fridge, eats* "Hey, are these dick cheerios!? They taste really sweat!"
by Skelebonesyourbitch'shoe'sass February 1, 2021
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hailo cheerio

hailo cheerio is anyone named hailey.

who just love harry styles - and have besties named val.
hailo cheerio makes me go UwU
by nodal el nopal September 15, 2021
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Sweet cheerios

“Dude, just chopped all my hair off and I love it!”
“Really?? sweet Cheerios!!”
by Slammemore November 12, 2021
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Mexican Cheerio

A male Mexican feeding Cheerios to another male/female, from the tip of his dick
Want to have a Mexican Cheerio tonight Ozzy?
by SmogzV2 March 31, 2022
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Used Cheerios

Boxed cereal that has already been opened and sold by third party distributors (like ebay). Often contaminated during transportation, usually by urine or other waste products.
Found used Cheerios on ebay for $1.99 instead of $8.99 new, but it tasted like Cheerios and piss....
by Billiam 69 January 7, 2024
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nepo-cheerio

A person who enthusiastically supports systems or policies that benefit nepo babies, despite having no such advantages themselves.
"Todd works two jobs but votes against taxing billionaires — total nepo-cheerio."
by බamen June 29, 2025
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Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.
OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!
by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017
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