chafing

Usually occurs when one goes commando with a pair of jeans.
After walking long distances, especially in warm enviroments, the penis will chafe on the denim.

Or

To Chafe

After seeing a dirt valve one could call out to a friend to alert them of perving opportunities. Incinuating that the penis has twitched as it has been excited so quickly and unexpectedly.
Said with a high pitched voice in the right tone can lead to some comical behavour.
When repeated gives off a more important vibe. The more chafes often means the rating of the girl out of ten.

"What a brilliant idea it was to wear no undies. I need to sit down for a minute, im chafing all over the show"

"Check that dirt out! Chafe Chafe Chafe!!"

by Goulden March 23, 2007

Chafia

Chinese Mafia

Don't be fooled by that Pokemon T-Shirt, that dude's Chafia!!

by D.C.M December 5, 2010

Pre-Cheating

The act of purposely flirting with someone even though you are currently in a relationship.

Sara: "Did you hear that Kati was totally flirting with that foreign guy on the European field trip?"
Danae:"Wait isn't she dating Chris?:
Sara:"Yes, she is totally pre-cheating!"

by Vance Freeman December 24, 2010

cheating

(v) the act of becoming an immoral bastard, and betraying the one you love...-----unless youre presented with the opportunity to bang it out with Frames' lead, GLEN HANSARD on the side. sole exception.

"cheating?! i am faithful to you!!! ...the fact im ontop of glen at the moment is fair game and allows that statement to be true. so... FACE!!"

by d.j.clap August 3, 2007

Onahole chafing

When your genitals rub against an object too roughly that it chafes.

Carmen involuntarily uses the hitachi wand soo long that it cause onahole chafing.

Armilla got in a very intimate mood to start scissoring her roommate that led to onahole chafing.

Mason eagerly uses the onahole on himself while his parents wasn’t at home, and finished too quickly to realize it caused him onahole chafing.

by Seamenhorseradish April 1, 2019

cheating

what happens when the girl in the relationship is a clingy, overprotective bitch. he will get sick of her and most likely cheat on her because he cant handle her craziness anymore

She caught him cheating on her with me. Then she went ape shit on his ass.

by suckitttttttt January 12, 2010

cheatingly

Not in the spirit of fair play

Are you doing that properly, or are you doing it cheatingly?

by Andrew Kisby September 18, 2006