Ceiling Cat

He represents god, usually referred to on LOLCats.com
but sometimes people make things like "ceiling cat the movie". His rival is basement cat who represents Satin. His son is Happy cat who represents Jesus.

Tom: Hey did you see that new ceiling cat LOL?
Jerry: Is it the one where he kills basement cat?

by ObviouslyTrollingButMayNotBe October 23, 2011

Ceiling Titty

A type of light bulb

"I have a Ceiling Titty in my room."

by Cackroche September 5, 2021

Ceiling Horse

Just like ceiling cat but is a horse instead.

Ceiling Horse > Ceiling Cat

All horses are bad people, except for Ceiling Horse.

I thought I seen ceiling cat but instead it was Ceiling Horse.

by jrdnllrd January 20, 2009

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008

ceiling her/him

when the guys on top fucking her or him

he got on top of her/him and was ceiling her/him :)

by sugar pie honey bun May 1, 2008

ceiling jellyfish

any reflection of the sun off an irregularly shaped object that creates a jellyfish-like image on the ceiling

"Dude, what's that funky thing on your celing?"

"Which thing?"

"That's funny it moves when you move."

"Really?"

"Yeah ... it must be a ceiling jellyfish coming from your bald head."

"... hmph ... "

by Rossisaurus February 6, 2010

Ceiling Joke

A joke that is over your head, like a ceiling. You don't understand it at all.

#1 - "What if soy milk is simply regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?"

#2 - "Dude I don't know Spanish, that's a fucking ceiling joke."

by NickySticks September 15, 2013