"Daddy, theres a monster under my bed."
"Jimmy, it's just like Canada- Not real."
"But we are Canadian."
"Shhh."
"Jimmy, it's just like Canada- Not real."
"But we are Canadian."
"Shhh."
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Yeah, I'm from Canada, Eh.
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person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
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person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
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person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
person 2: "It is the middle of April and its fucking cold here"
person 1: "How's winter going for ya?"
person 2: "i cannot get out of my house."
person 1: "Why? Are you on house arrest or something?"
person 2: "no, its because there is 20 inches of snow outside my house."
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