rusty camper

When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.

"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."

by Johndhughes March 29, 2016

real campers

Someone who thinks they are better campers because they don't use power and luxuries (as they call them). People camping with power laugh at them while they pack up in the rain.

"Oh look at those not real campers because they are using a Keurig"

by JustLovingLife August 26, 2017

Pop up Camper

A kind of out of place guy or woman who randomly shows up in your life to watch your problems unfold. Enjoys spending time watching problems of people in Divorce Court. May also be found taking notes outside of local pharmacies all the while, shielding thier face with the newspaper. Typically portrays a person who has outstayed thier welcome in another person's home or property, and refuses to leave.

Synonymous to a camper who pops up on you while you're in a very remote location.

That woman who ran for office recently seemed to be a Pop up Camper. She just wouldn't leave.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

Bush Camper

Someone who squats in a bush thinking there hiding, but really your looking at them like they are a fuck head that doesn't know how to play fortnite like a Real G.

"wow look at that faggot squatting in that bush over there'' ''(other team mate) Yeah what a Bush Camper"

by Fukin Normie July 17, 2018

Bush camper

The word that means a Fortnite player who hides in a bush. Also the word our principal really doesn’t know the meaning too. Mitch Stubbs

Man our principal is really a bush camper

by Smarter than my principal August 12, 2018

Bush camper

The word that our principal doesn’t know the real meaning to. So we are not allowed to say it at school :) and it just means a person who sucks at fornite so they hide in a bush.

Ugh I can’t believe we are not allowed to say the word bush camper!

by my principle is dumb August 12, 2018

Campers

A person who can can't play a cod or a shooting game right and only if needed should camp like for challenges. Mostly dumbasses who really can't do shit on the game and just camps and just, A wants to pis you off or, B wants to keep trying.

Those dumbass campers need to be a real man and stop standing there like a pussy

by Ilikdix January 19, 2019