Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..
by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025
Get the Croc Headmug. 1. The ultimate gains bro, large reproduction rod, swole, tan, and juicy af.
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds
2. Big beautiful blue eyes can dance with any bitch(s) the ultimate wing man only if you like sloppy seconds
by Crocrppl2 March 28, 2019
Get the Crocmug. Hey man this girl last night gave me a croc-pot last night and my dick is raw and smells of sour milk
by TGOD123 May 11, 2011
Get the croc-potmug. by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025
Get the Crocsmug. The black discolouration that occurs on the bottom of one's foot due to the design of crocs whereby dirt enters through those stupid vent holes, but cannot escape once inside.
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011
Get the Croc-Footmug. The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
Get the Croc Toemug. Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 17, 2021
Get the croc noncemug.