croc dick

-Croc dick (Noun)

Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)

Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.

by The Soyest Milk August 20, 2021

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National croc day

This day is celebrated all across the world and it is the 22 of November every year. You have to where your crocs everywhere

“Yo bruh you got a pair of crocs for national croc day”. “Nah g”. “ it’s alright I got some extra”. “ I got the fake grass ones and the leopard print ones which u want?” “ I want the fake grass ones coz u wanna swag on the normal ones”. “Ok here they are g. I can hook u up nexd time I u want the leopard print ones”. “Thanks bro”.

by Therealjoemumma November 21, 2019

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crocs and socks

This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.

Mat Shatt wears crocs and socks he really must be a puppeteer

by TheFakeBillCosby April 11, 2018

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