Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

the cream pie

When something is the best

Blank said to rkelly I just won 1 million dollars
Rkelly would say that’s the cream pie

by Rkellyblang October 29, 2017

bavarian cream pie

Finishing inside during anal sex.

"We were doing anal and I was asked not to finish inside. I couldn't help it, next thing you know she had a Bavarian cream pie!"

by Cheyenne_93 November 15, 2017

Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

boston cream pie

a three way homosexual act involving at least one filthy irish guy who takes the cum of the first gentleman(often black) up his ass to have the 2nd one(often italian) eat it out of the irish guy's asshole

a black guy, and a filthy Irishman walk into an Italian restaurant and yelled "which one of you guinea bastards wants a boston cream pie for desert?", as he bent the irish guy over the bar and fucked him in the ass.

by BrafZachland May 13, 2016

Brown cream pie

Is when you make a girl cum While ur smashing her In her kitty and shitting on ur dick at the same time

Bro that hoe was nasty she gave me a brown cream pie

by PapiJunglez April 20, 2020

Cream pie

CHOOSE WISLEY!

When a male ejaculates inside a female’s vagina which can cause an unexpected pregnancy

OR

Cream pie which is an ultimately delicious snack that everyone will enjoy from Little Debbie.

Her: “Don’t cum inside”
Him: “Nah you bouta get this cream pie right here

OR

Anyone: “I think I want a tasty treat, imma go get a cream pie from the cabinet”

by PaytonPratt June 4, 2020