Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.
Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer
Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer
Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj
by Mxdk1991 January 31, 2020
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Oh, shit. Look behind us!
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
Who is it?
It’s the goddam abortion police; they’re checking for people trying to cross state lines to obtain reproductive health care.
Seriously!?
Yup! They’ve also got pregnancy check-points set up between states.
That’s christofascist bullshit!
Yeah, it is. Get out of the car, NOW! I ain’t going to jail for attempted murder.
by YAWA July 17, 2022
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An amazing outstanding boy who is extremely kind and attractive. When you fall in love with a 'Christopher' you will forever. 'Christopher's' have naturally large genitalia. They are a match for somebody who is a 'Lucy'
by bigcuddleorlicclecuddle June 2, 2011
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"How many bowls have you smoked, Phil?"
"About 4 man, I think I have the Christopher Walkens already"
"About 4 man, I think I have the Christopher Walkens already"
by A19 August 17, 2008
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Guy 1: Dude, don't fuck with Christopher!
Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.
Guy 2: Who's he?
Guy 1: He's the kid in the corner on the laptop.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean the pun boy.
by Pun_Lord November 17, 2017
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Christopher is the best person ever
by Playboy cuck September 12, 2018
Get the Christopher mug.One who brings hatred to the thought of those who execute actions that he is against; for example, jealousy.
He's being such a christopher.
by MostWanted December 14, 2013
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