Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Photofeeler
Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.
EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.
DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.
For reuse on dating apps
In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.
DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
Get the Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Appsmug. Beach Bumbling is when you love beaches and you jump from beach to beach with no real plan.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
Term was coined on the Beach Bumbling YouTube channel.
by Lladdis July 29, 2024
Get the beach bumblingmug. Refers to Horton the elephant who is a massive elephant trotting through the jungle of book sitting on an egg searching for a small speck of dust in a clover while a crack addict kangaroo follows the massive elephant around the jungle of nool whilst the elephant has an affair with a bird and gets her pregnant and then gets married to a bird a few weeks latter.
by anonymous July 3, 2025
Get the Bumblingmug. When Boris Johnson, the UK prime minister, comes out to give a press conference and inevitably makes a mistake or rambles about something.
by Biglock123 December 12, 2021
Get the Bori Bumblemug. by BrettAvery December 22, 2010
Get the Bumblemug. A residential drug program for bobby's, crack rats, and fiends. A gross place you go to if you crack out a smoke or do other drugs while in a program. This place is located is in east bumblefuck Florida where it's hot as shit
by East bobbygut June 7, 2018
Get the east bumble gut residentialmug. by Rose of D May 19, 2009
Get the bumblemug.