Broom

The brand new automobile

I broomed the fuck away from professor snaps when he asked to see my penis

by Crakspidey February 1, 2022

Broom asso

A gay man sweeping the floor with a broom up his ass that was inserted by a straight man

*sees a broom asso* man one “that shit be bussing”

by kednal338 April 6, 2021

Broomed

The act of shoving a broom up the ass of a young man or woman

Damn, Caleb broomed their whole apartment

by Cokecat87 January 6, 2022

Mr Broom

The Janitor that cleans the toilets in school

Oh Hey,it's Mr Broom the Janitor!

by ZhenQi January 9, 2021

You bring your broom and dustpan?

Along the lines of having to clean up a huge mess after your wedding in Bordeaux.

A: yo
M: everything good? I’m back!!
A: You bring YOUR BROOM AND DUSTPAN?
M: what you mean?
A: clean up on isle everything, get to work…

by Grtbrs June 2, 2023

broom service

A type of bedside assistance provide by Olympic Curlers with strong abs and groins. May involve ice, rye and spooning.

In one of those bitchy moods where I'm considering calling broom service.

by CapnWordsmith January 20, 2016

Broom Boom

When your friend pulls down someone’s pants and you spank them with a broom. The spank is so hard that you can count the individual bristles on the persons asscheeks.

We broom boom’d that nerd so hard! There’s gotta be at least 40 individual bristles on his red ass!

by anonymous August 16, 2021