Bromance

A freaking heterosexual relationship between to bros, bro

Bromance is a guy loving a guy in the most heterosexual way.

John: hey I gotta go...
Jimmy: alright man love you bro, no homo
John: love ya too
Idiot: stop showing gay to each other you crap turds
Jimmy: romance,
Idiot:*realized his mistake and has a homophobic heart attack*

by "Turtle2nz"onyoutube January 6, 2019

Bromance

The special and treasured bond of two straight males who have known each other for a very long time, it ain’t gay tho. This type of “romance” far exceeds that of a relationship because fuck women.

Dumb bitch: OMG Brad didn’t want to face fuck me tonight because he said he’s at a sleepover with Dylan
Dumb bitches friend: Ugh, totally rude, those two got some bromance going on

by Poop nose February 20, 2019

Bromangle

A Bromangle is a love triangle made up of men. Two men in a romance is a Bromance, three men in a relationship is a Bromangle.

Paula noticed that Simon and Randy had welcomed Steven into their Bromance creating a Bromangle.

by Great Scott October 30, 2011

broman

A total "bro". Someone who hangs out in a pack of style-less people, wear beaters or plain black or white "t's", and constantly use the words bro or man.

"Ay bro, are you down to go smoke, man?" broman

by gooooooonooober July 3, 2009

bromance

When a guy thinks a girl wants to be romantically involved with him because she is nice to him and wants to hang out with him, but in reality she just thinks of him in a platonic way, like a "bro". Hence the "bromance"

You could say that a guy has a case of the bromance when he develops a crush on a friend that is a girl.

You could also say that a girl is plagued by bromance when all her guy friends tend to fall in love with her.

Emilie: Shit, Dave's been texting me like twenty times a day. Its starting to get annoying.

Jess: I thinks he's got the bromance.

Emilie: Ew sick dude, we're just friends.

Jess: I bet thats not what he thinks.....

by JessCanada April 1, 2008

My Chemical Bromance

A parody of the crappy "punk" band MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. Used to show that you dislike the band or believe they're gay (and most likely both.)

I can't believe you listen to that My Chemical Bromance bullshit, I hate you.

by anononononononymous May 17, 2008

Brownman

Someone who usually ventures from one good time to another. Usually bringing the party and the favors. His slogan is something like "what can brown do for you." He never speaks without saying fuck and loves titties and miller lite. If he doesn't post something on Facebook we need to go do a bass ln search n' rescue... This guy is a bro or at least sometimes

Look at that "brownman" fixing those air conditioners to support his bad habits and single moms.
Stripper " where's brownman I need to make some
Money"

by That850Bro April 10, 2015