Jesse: Brendan! Did you do your part of the project?
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
Brendan: No, bitch! Fuck off!
*Jesse starts crying*
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SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
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Get the Brendan mug.A Brendan Bevola is a very broad and alternative name for a drink or beverage that is usually alcoholic
Derived from the Australian Football player, 'Brendan Fevola', the "Fev" in Fevola is much similar to the abbreviation of "Beverage" which is 'Bev'. Often you'll hear this at parties in Australia, more commonly in Victoria. Very basically, the term is just an alternative to the word "drink" or "beverage" or any specific drink.
Derived from the Australian Football player, 'Brendan Fevola', the "Fev" in Fevola is much similar to the abbreviation of "Beverage" which is 'Bev'. Often you'll hear this at parties in Australia, more commonly in Victoria. Very basically, the term is just an alternative to the word "drink" or "beverage" or any specific drink.
Guy 1: "ay lads we good to leave for Mick's in an hour?"
Guy 2: "fuck, hang on bro, i gotta go pick up some Brendan Bevolas from the Bottle-o first!"
Guy 1: "oh true cunt i gotta grab some meself!"
Guy 2: "fuck, hang on bro, i gotta go pick up some Brendan Bevolas from the Bottle-o first!"
Guy 1: "oh true cunt i gotta grab some meself!"
by Seage May 28, 2019
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A extremely hot guy every girl is attracted to him his hair is so amazing he has every quality that a girl would look for his dick is 11.5 inches he is not very smart but a mad cunt also very sporty and the best and fittest in the whole class.
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