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Back Bollock

to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre
Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off
by Manuel Eagles January 23, 2012
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Stroppy Bollocks

British expression for someone, being particularly stroppy for no good reason and generally being a dick.
Gus; "This isn't right, I'm not happy with that, you need to do this again, I'm going to complain to your boss ext...

Me; "OK Stroppy Bollocks, no need to get your knickers in a twist"
by BrooksyBoy August 14, 2016
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Hagrid bollocks

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools
White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank
by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019
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bluster bollocks

Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite
Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’
by Johnb34 March 19, 2018
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spit bollocked

by AsgrimTheMighty October 22, 2010
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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
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Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.
You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!
by renstar September 17, 2015
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