Redneck Blowjob

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.

"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"

by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016

standing blowjob

When josh cant reach the dick on his knees so he has to stand

hey your pretty short give me a standing blowjob

by Real Nigerian prince November 10, 2017

nutella blowjob

N. The tastiest kind of blowjob around. EVERYONE WINS WHEN THERE IS A NUTELLA BLOWJOB.

Now into further detail
The act of putting Nutella on your penis and having your partner lick/suck it off.

"Wow you are pretty fucking, cool you deserve a Nutella blowjob"

by another leafyishere meme July 26, 2016

suicide blowjob

Having a girl suck you off and before you cum yell mum or dad, you need to finish before they come into your room

me: my girlfriend gave me a suicide blowjob last night

friend: did you get caught?

me: nah but it was close bro

by :.. February 10, 2018

spooky blowjob

Dress as any spooky character of choice while giving a blow job. Cherry juice for flavoring and "blood" is also a good choice.

My boyfriend wanted a spooky blowjob so I dressed up as Wednesday Adams and sucked the soul out of him.

by ChiChiSC July 27, 2017

smoking blowjob

Having a woman give you a blowjob while smoking a cigarette at the same time.

She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.

by wd6edk December 16, 2008

pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010