Flubber blob

Someone who is a cheapskate on a date.

"OMG I went on a date with a seal and I had to buy the chips."
"Wow what a flubber blob."

by ThePerfect10 January 2, 2017

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

help blob

Helping buffer or sb one can pour his or her shit or problems and then just go away as if that person is unimportant and insignificant. And then come back and do the same.

I am not your help blob.. ( Trying " series, UK)

by Notoriousbookworm July 7, 2021

Roof Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle that is red.

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle.

Ex: I got my hair done at the barber's shop over the weekend. When I saw my girlfriend on Monday, she told me I had a blob. What do I do?

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019