Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018

organ blender

A motor cyclist who is convinced that he is invincible and rides at maximum speed at all times. It is only a matter of time before he liquidises his internal organs in a major accident.

Jeez, did you see Steve on his CBR? That dude is a real organ blender, a waste of good kidneys if you ask me.

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

portable blendered

When you get chopped up by a helicopter in a game

In warzone I was gliding through the air when I got chopped up by a heli I was portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

by JulianDB January 5, 2017

Nigerian blender

The blending of Nigerian brothers. Like a Nigerian orgy.

Hey wanna have a Nigerian blender?

by 22 insane September 7, 2022

Blender

To do something smoothly, without being bait.
to pull a blender

Mo pulled a blender in the Oleaster, blending a nurse

by lubricaya shon May 20, 2024

Beauty blender-ing

Beauty blender-ing is a phrase invented by the beautiful Youtuber and glam-girl Amber Scholl. Beauty blender-ing means that you are blending your make up with a beauty blender.

She is beauty blender-ing her makeup to the gods!
Oh, she need to do some beauty blender-ing.

by Amber Scholl admirer. March 1, 2017