bumble blast

In times of desperate need. The act of sending a mass text to anyone you’ve dated using the Bumble dating app (or any other dating app, just change Bumble to the app used). It is a desperate attempt to hook up or initiate a relationship in the midst of a crisis.

A video call between two friends:
Mary: i’ve been sheltering in place for three weeks. I can’t take this dry phase anymore.

Jane: honey, i was going thru the same thing last week. so, i sent a Bumble Blast. now i’m hooking up with Chad, Rico, and Suave!

by pantaloonsareback April 5, 2020

vanity blast

Using social media tools in a vain attempt to increase one's perception in the eyes of others, most commonly accomplished via real-time mobile updates.

Wanker: "I'd switch to Google+, but without status updates how can I let my friends know to envy me???"
Everyone else: "No one cares about you, or your vanity blasts!"

by Sebastian Owl July 25, 2011

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Horchata blast

Mexican bukkake.

I pulled my dick out of that latina's fat ass and gave her the horchata blast all over her face.

by rudy from loveline July 28, 2010

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010

Blast Scotland

A sexual act/Prank preformed on a male by another male that requires ejaculating on ones scrotum while sleeping with out detection.

Dude Jake is gonna Blast Scotland on Bobby over there!

by Ben Boi April 22, 2016

Pikachu blasting

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.

The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.

by John Grossbard January 11, 2013