Walmart Bingo

The game played by fellow Walmart shoppers. Its like traditional Bingo but instead of letters or numbers you use the bizzare oddities of nature and trailer parks that can only be discovered within the confines of your local Walmart.

You're walking through Walmart aisles and suddenly you spot a rare treasure. A father and son with matching mullets and nascar shirts. You yell "Walmart Bingo!"

by Muerte de Mujer February 5, 2010

Bingo

An alternative way for saying "that's what she said" in public. Only to be used in situations where saying that's what she said would be deemed inappropriate.

Man: "How big are your pizzas?"

Waitress: "It's about 12 inches"

Man: "Bingo!"

by Scrantinicity December 12, 2010

bingo arm

A flabby upper arm that jiggles when you raise it and move it around, not unlike the arm of an overweight senior citizen who spends all her free time frantically waving her hand at the bingo table.

"Don't wave while wearing a short-sleeved shirt or people will see that you have a bad case of bingo arm."

by Kate the Grammar Vandal May 1, 2008

Bictoklept

Someone who pockets _your_ disposable butane lighter almost every time they use it, without thinking.

Give me my damn lighter back, you Bictoklept !

by Mr. Bictoklept June 14, 2011

Bantomime

A long, or extended, period of banter.

After a sustained period of banter:

Dave: "Well, this is becoming a bit of a bantomime..."

by the10footmidget October 30, 2011

Bingo Banners

An excessive form of bingo wings. The skin must hang more than 8 inches from the arm and span from elbow to shoulder. The way you can tell if somebody has bingo banners is if that person looks like they're wearing a fleshy basejumping suit underneath their clothing.

Friend 1: Your mom has some serious bingo wings since she lost all that weight.

Friend 2: Yeah, they're bingo banners now.

by BonanzaGuru June 14, 2014

Bingo-dabbered

When a man goes pee, doesn't wipe the tip, then jumps into bed with his loved one and pokes him/her with his wet tip in the back.

Ugh! Baby you just bingo-dabbered me again !

by dirtydozen February 1, 2015