Baltimore Nose Ring

The ejaculation onto a female face where seminal fluids enter both nostrils and connect above the lip, forming a nose ring.

After I fixed this chicks laptop, I totally gave her a Baltimore Nose Ring.

by spoony luv January 14, 2009

The Park School of Baltimore

Park is the hippie leftest stoner school of all maryland private schools. All the kids who go there know each other and like 100+ other kids from different schools. Compared to the other private schools they are the weird, gay, emo cousin. The sports teams are irrelevant and I can't tell you the last time they progressed in any tournaments. The rivalry they have *allegedly* with Friends is barely existent, since Park really can't have true beef with any other school (just like North Korea, they hate everyone, even themselves).

Person #1: What's good bro?
Person #2: Just The Park School of Baltimore things.
Person #1: Nice.

by maybsee? July 3, 2023

baltimore club music

fast,danceable blend of hip hop,house,and whatever the producer wants to mix in.got dc hatin' on bmore TERRIBLY right now.dc-learn how to spell first-and then hate.bmore kids dont even know what go go is-so they def aint imitating it.dj class is major label-any go go artist?sorry-c ya next time.

baltimore club music remix of paper planes

by scottie b baltimore January 29, 2009

Baltimore Oyster Shuck

The male is standing up and the female is laying on the bed on her side. Right before the guy skeets he yells out "Yahtzee!" and skeets in between her butt cheeks. The skeet acts as the actual oyster and the cheeks are the shells.

I gave this bitch the Baltimore Oyster Shuck last night. I spread her butt cheeks back and forth and found a pearl.

by Paul Jr 10 May 18, 2008

The Park School of Baltimore

The most awesome school like, in the entire universe.

"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to The Park School of Baltimore"
"oh"

by Charles Schwarma April 19, 2010

Baltimore Gatorade bath

An event in which an NFL team dumps the cooler of Gatorade on its coach after a regular season win, well before a division or playoff spot is locked up. This term was coined after Baltimore Ravens players gave coach John Harbaugh a Gatorade bath after winning a regular season game in Pittsburgh in week 8 of the 2011 season. It was their Super Bowl.

Harbaugh was also given a Baltimore Gatorade bath after the Ravens defeated the San Francisco 49ers a few weeks later; a team coached by John's brother, Jim.

Holy crap! We beat a team who has owned us for years! This calls for a Baltimore Gatorade bath!

by there's money in the banana st December 23, 2011

baltimore car jacking

The act of someone taking a shit in someone eles's car.

I was the victom of a baltimore car jacking! He said he could not hold it.

by Slap Happy September 17, 2006