The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.
Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010
by Real Nigerian prince November 11, 2017
Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
by D'O March 27, 2015
When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.
by wd6edk November 30, 2008
When a female, (we are especially good at this), not just sucks on a guy's penis, but slips her tongue around the head and in the hole. Occasionally biting and gently playing with his balls.
I exited the car. Today I was feeling especially horny. I unlocked my door and found my room. I took out some sexy lingerie that made my breast look like they'll pop out and the panties made my boyfriend want to scream. I called him over. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw me. I lapdanced and stripped him down to his boxers. I rubbed my hand around on a circle on his penis and balls until I felt it turn into a boner. Then I ripped his underwear off with my teeth and gave him a blowjob. I slipped my hands around his legs and massaged his balls. I felt the cum get in my mouth and I swallowed gratefully. He muttered to himself. He he pulled me away and fucked me hard as thanks.
by writessowl July 24, 2011
the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.
man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
by tvillesugadaddy December 17, 2010