The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.
Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention
Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob
by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010
Noun
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
1. Derived from the classic Nintendo Entertainment System, it's a degrading act that every young gamer had to perform in the 80s out of desperation by means of blowing into the slit of a game cartridge and reinserting it to achieve stimulus and gratification. Usually done while on the knees, excessive blowjobs may result in feelings of being lightheaded or dizziness.
To perform an NES Blowjob simply:
Remove the cartridge
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Re-insert the cart
Sweet talk it a little
Press power
Remove the cart
Blow in it
Blow into the console
Beg
Re-insert the cart
Press power
Maybe smack it a little
The release of the first Sony Playstation "PSX" or PS One represents the end of the NES blowjob era.
by billebllunt May 15, 2014
by Real Nigerian prince November 11, 2017
Sam gave a verbal blowjob to Max when he said, "You have a very cool shirt" five minutes after 10 other people had already comented on Max's shirt.
by D'O March 27, 2015
When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"
by TheCornCobLord June 24, 2016
She gave me a smoking blowjob by taking a deep drag off her cigarette, taking my penis in her mouth and with her lips locked around my shaft, exhaled through her nose.
by wd6edk November 30, 2008
the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.
man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?
by tvillesugadaddy December 17, 2010