Kissing the Blarney stone

A colloquialism for bedding a particularly unattractive person just for the sake of getting your boy/ Girl Scout badge( in other words, to check that off your list of regrets.). The origins come from the practice of tourists who make a pilgrimage to Blarney castle in Ireland so they can wait in a ridiculously long line, to then hang over the side of the castle to kiss the Blarney Stone in the hope it will bring good luck. Or, Simply to be able to say they have done it.
The inference is that the pursuit is a waste of time and energy, and, could result in herpes for your idiotic pursuit!

1.) person #1: Marco must be really desperate, or really bored.
Person #2: why do you say that?

Person #1: because he’s “kissing the Blarney Stone” with that wildebeest taking up 2 stools at the end of the bar!
Person #2: wow! He needs help!

Person #1: you’re right! I’ll lend him a condom!

by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021

Kiss the Blarney Stone

When you lay on your back on a bed with your head hanging off the side with your tongue out, and your partner stands above you and lowers her pussy over your mouth. You then kiss the Blarney Stone….over and over and over!

My brother in law Chris recently told me how Dawn, my sister, cums quickly when he Kiss the Blarney Stone. She loves being over him and getting a unique licking motion. Reminded me of the good old days!

by Davele’s Lair October 28, 2021

Pannan i baren

when you fall asleep, especially in the bar

sven: oh no where is christina
torkel: Oh no she has pannan i baren and the clock is only 2 am:(

by Knarkulina May 30, 2022

Pannan i baren

A swedish expression for when you fall asleep. The direct translation is Forehead in the bar. It comes originally from when you get drunk in the bar and fall asleep.

Jordan: where is Rafael?
Einar: He has pannan i baren
Jordan: whaaat it's only 2am

by Knarkulina May 31, 2022

Mr. Bladen

bad rsw mod

Is that Mr. Bladen? He must be simping again!

by Twitch Official September 15, 2020