A bernie

A form of sexual act that is so disturbing that the person asked to participate just vomits in her/his mouth and runs.

Girl, I’ll tell you. He was fucking twisted, i can’t even describe it but it was A bernie. So i just left my shoes and ran.

by Long johns dong November 17, 2021

Bernie Shame

When you look back over your social media post and realize you over did it with the Bernie memes.

Bill: Do you remember when Bernie was on everyone's Facebook page?

Dan: Fuck man, you don't have to remind me I have enough Bernie shame as it is.

by swon February 12, 2021

Dirty Bernie

A hand job with knit mittens

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."

by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

Bernied

Being made to do something or go somewhere you have no interest in or can afford.

I was planning a nice quiet weekend and the next thing i was in a foreign country spending everything i have and dont have, i got bernied.

by Skinnyy July 22, 2011

bernie smith

#416.Bernie also likes to yell 416 shit or no shit for the hell of it. He also has a saying that he was raised sayin and it goes,"4s up 4s down ,you aint from town then get from roun." He a female magnet. He is also a chef because if any nigga want he will give you what you want. And this aint what you want . Piece bitches....a

Bernie smith Towna4Life

by towna boi b October 6, 2013