snuggle bear

1. A snuggle bear is someone who is so snuggly and cuddly that you'd never want to let them go!

-"Hey Snuggle Bear, wutchya doing?"
--"Just snuggin"
-"You're so cute!"
--"Snuggles"

by Father Figure 69 August 4, 2016

Futsi Bear

A bear that passes gas often.

Wow that futsi bear sure does smell a lot!

by Futsi Bear November 24, 2019

black bear

The kind of bear that's best.

Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

(Black bears)

by Thomomomomomomm January 9, 2008

bear

When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...

Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.

Ever wondered why bears are brown?

by ver January 9, 2005

lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

by Bernie69 September 30, 2010

fundo bear

A bear who likes to set fire to his ball hair and run about naked screaming about his lack of pants.

that fundo bear sure lit up a fire!

by Futsi Bear June 7, 2020

Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."

by Kracked88 September 12, 2015