2 definitions by ver

bear

When you did the nature in the woods, and are desperate for a commode application...nothing beats soft bear fur...

Jack crapped in the woods..and there was nothing else around than a sleeping bear. Poor Jack, may he never have to wipe his arse in Heaven.

Ever wondered why bears are brown?

by ver January 9, 2005

Federico Fellini

An Italian filmmaker, who out of half a hundred films, only 4-5 were genuinely magnificent..

He created the greatest movies ever made

by ver January 9, 2005