broken wrists in the backseat

handcuffs, shackles, or other slavery devices

man if your about to give me broken wrists in the backseat now would be when you duck.

by Cody5050 December 26, 2020

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Backseat

The backseat is usually for little kids, immature teens and drunk adults. The backseat is for party's, arguments and socializing and sometimes sex. All around the backseat can be a great place especially on school buses.

Guy 1: let's get to the backseat

Guy 2: yeah I need to show something

Girl: want to see my boobs

Guy 1&2: BACKSEAT RULES!!

by TheMemeGod July 25, 2017

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Backseat Boyfriend

Someone waiting for you to dump your shitty boyfriend so they can treat you better

Ryan has been such an awful partner lately, I think you need a backseat boyfriend

by Caytain January 06, 2022

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Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 10, 2014

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Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 27, 2018

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