Backstager

A girl who is used to being with a large group of friends, but doesn't do much except for make sure her friends don't do something "stupid". Sometimes found at parties with alcohol or at a bar. Basically the girl is her friends cockblock.They are called backstager because they are like stage managers. Making sure nothing bad happens.

Sam: I'm totally gonna bang Scott!!!

Janice: Sam you can't ! I won't let you!

Sam: Janice don't be such a backstager!

by Jezter March 3, 2010

backscatter

An Asian porn actress who poops on a mans back during the act of love making.

I saw this really hot chick in a video online, but she turned out to be a backscatter.

by reverz November 20, 2010

Backwater Canoeing

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!

by ducockus234 August 29, 2012

Backseat coaching

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson has been backseat coaching his kid to play the overload when the rest of the team is doing an umbrella.

by Johnny not-sville November 27, 2013

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

Backseat Mining

When someone watching you play Minecraft questions all of your decisions and tells you how they think you should be playing.

Jordan is always backseat mining me, every time I play it's just, "cobblestone this" or, "you should have used that"

by WiggleFest July 9, 2014

Backseat Hooter

When someone else is dictating how you take your hoots

Don't be a backseat hooter

by SpiralGoddes October 11, 2015