Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.
by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.
"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."
by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025

by KanyeEast88 February 22, 2022

Vanessa used to practice a lot of "backseat driving" with her girlfriend Anna. Now she's getting that treatment from Brooklyn, the hottest girl from college.
by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.
Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.
by chaise longue April 9, 2024

(MarioKart def)
Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
Where someone shouts at you, giving you unwanted advice, when your just having a bit of fun.
by I_wonder who wrote_this June 26, 2020
