Backseat working

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job

Are you really hovering over me and backseat working rn

by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021

backseat and booze

A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk

Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama

by :) fight me bro :) February 18, 2019

Backseat Hooter

When someone else is dictating how you take your hoots

Don't be a backseat hooter

by SpiralGoddes October 11, 2015

backseat seat

A seat in the back but backwards

Aw man Shawn, let’s ride in the backseat seat in the 1963 dodge station wagon!

by Amanda the master December 23, 2017

Backseat Picnic

Two people giving each other oral sex in the back seat of one of their cars

Guy: So we could go get lunch somewhere, where do you want to eat?
Girl: Ooh I know! We could pack a lunch, roll the windows down and have a backseat picnic

by Harrietbubson September 10, 2020

Backseat Toker

Somebody who is not currently participating in a smoke session, but is actively trying to encourage the participants to get higher.

Person 1: "Take another hit of the bong right now."
Person 2: "Why are you telling me to smoke more? You're not even smoking."
Person 3: "Looks like Person 1 is being a backseat toker."

by Riton July 21, 2022

Backseat wanker

In essence, calling someone a "backseat wanker" suggests that they are not actively participating or contributing, instead, they are being unhelpful or critical from a position of relative ease or distance, akin to someone sitting idly in the backseat of a car while others do the work of driving. It's a derogatory term used to criticize someone's behaviour or attitude.

Let's say a group of friends is working on a project together, and they're all brainstorming ideas and putting in effort to get the work done. One person, let's call him John, sits back and offers no suggestions, doesn't contribute any work, and just criticizes the ideas and efforts of others without offering any constructive input. John is essentially being a "backseat wanker" in this scenario, as he's not actively participating in the group's efforts but is quick to criticize from the sidelines without offering any meaningful contribution himself.

by chaise longue April 9, 2024