art envy

when you are so crap at art that you think everybody else's artwork is bullshit

"James could not appreciate the Mona Lisa because he was overcome with art envy. Earlier on that day he had painted a face that resembled pubic but hair. He was very angry. So angry that he savaged a wild pig on his way home."

Bert: "Hey what do you think of my painting? I spent the last three weeks on it not stop, it was a pretty big job. I put a lot of time and effort into this..."
James: "-It's shit."

by Pseudowarrior September 28, 2011

modern art

There is less to modern art than meets the eye.

Modern Art is, by in large, pretentious rubbish.

by ó¿ó March 30, 2008

pixel art

A form of art created on a computer using pixels. This is often a very pain staking process.

The pixel art in this book is amazing!

by KatherineO May 8, 2005

Electronic Arts

A bunch of wankers who produce buggy/laggy/shit/poorly-coded games and make loads of money from it.

"Challenge EVERYTHING"

by Managing Director, EA Games May 8, 2003

Art class

Any class in an American public school.

"Hey have you got art class next period?"
"Yeah I do!"
"What a coincidence! It's almost like we always have art class!"

by RD8 March 5, 2019

Art Vandalay

(Seinfeld) An imaginary character dreamed up by George and Jerry while they were trying to come up with an excuse for stalking some poor unfortunate woman. It's such a nice name I decided to change mine, so I did. Now it's my name. Sorry, Jerry.

by Art Vandalay March 29, 2003

Clip Art

What was supposed to help add images to Microsoft Word documents but Google Images has replaced.

"You should put some clip art on that paper"

"Ok but instead I'll just use google images"

by willyum332 November 28, 2009