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accidental suicide

kelly: ever heard of an accidental suicide?
billy: no?
kelly: fuckin idiot
by ur dads clit August 16, 2023
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Accidental Humor

What happens when someone says something "serious," but it's so off-base, erroneous, wrong or goofy that people laugh at it anyway.
A. Did you hear Trump saying he knows more than the Doctors and the World Health Organization about the COVID-19 epidemic?

B. Yeah, I had to laugh at him. Accidental Humor at its finest.

Jill: Did you hear Candy going on about Right To Life being a "Christian Duty?"

Kathy: Yeah. Now she's pregnant and begging for an abortion.

Jill: Talk about "Accidental Humor..."
by The Third Jay Guy April 6, 2020
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Accidentally

When you do something or say something you didn't mean toto.
I swear I'd never be racist, I just accidentally said the n word when I was saying something I'd never be racist I swear. 👉👈
by Enderwolf20995 March 24, 2020
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The Accidental High

Oopsie dayzie!
I'm the accidental high, high.
by Shelley💚 August 27, 2022
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Accidentally Torres'd

When you unintentionally make something sound like it was said by Captain Matias Torres from the game Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown.
Person 1: Wow, I accidentally Torres'd that English speech yesterday, do you think anyone noticed?
Person 2: Nah, barely anyone here is cultured enough to know about Ace combat 7.
Person 1: Yeah, you're probably right.
by exportedtoastie November 3, 2021
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Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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accidental susan

Unintentionally saying something that is straight out filthy at work. It is usually the same perpetrator over and over. While it can be followed by someone saying, "That's what she said" it is usually so wildly inappropriate, you swear the person said it on purpose and stare in astonishment, but the person really is just that innocent or ignorant.
Loudly proclaiming "The ostrich's penis was ridiculously big! Like almost dragging on the ground big" (just truly astonished at the size of something) as you walk into a meeting at work. Or starting a conversation with the boss by asking, "Can I sit on one of your balls?" (Referring to a yoga ball). Both of those are usually followed by an almost disgusted look by all who are present and someone saying, "There she goes with another Accidental Susan."
by SueSuzy September 15, 2021
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