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Alex

Alex fine as wine, like deadass she can turn water to wine
by Ishootmyshotanditbricks October 25, 2018
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Alex

Alex is a dumbass simp that dated two girls that had several stds and then once he gets dumped for no reason, he becomes gay
“HEY, who’s this shithead?”

Don’t talk to him that’s a big Alex”
by Asswipe69420 March 12, 2020
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Alex

Alex's dad doesn't usually stay around for long. He's a big star drug dealer and doesn't have time to care for Alex. Alex, therefore, has no dad and is in a deep state of depression and has a severe case of autism. Fortunately, Alex knows someone called Johnny and they are best friends and sometimes fiddle with each other.
Alex has no dad
by Biohazard1247 May 19, 2021
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Alex

Alex is a good person they have amazing eyes and an awesome personality
Wow look at them they must be an Alex
by Hahahahahahaha.tea November 7, 2020
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Alex

a guy who gives a shet about things around him and he does what that comes in hes head but he loves his family and care about hes family, and alex has bad jokes just so you know but hes a handsome man .
wow alex is handsome but not handsome
by the guy who's looking at yoU November 13, 2019
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Alex

always willing to help. has the most incredible blue eyes that make you feel like the only girl in the world. he’s strong and tries so hard on everything he does. he loves family and dogs and me. i couldn’t be happier to have him.
Alex is the best boyfriend ever .
by hisgirl❤️ May 18, 2018
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Alex

A man who is not afraid to boast about anything he’s accomplished. Athletically gifted. He will be somewhat awkward to talk to in the beginning but you will start to get a liking of him. His humor Is bad but it won’t fail to make you laugh. Somewhat shy to ask girls out. He is a very hard working person when it comes to labor. Very intelligent with cars. Very loveable and is also somewhat desperate for a girlfriend. His greatest fear is loneliness and will do anything to keep loved ones and friends close, but if you disrespect him and continue to, don’t bother apologizing because you’ll be out of his life like THAT. If someone breaks up with him and they go off on him, he will forgive them and apologize for everything. He will take the blame. And after that, they will come back as friends. He also is shown to have a dark past and hides depression with his stone face. He rarely shows his sad side, but his anger is shown to be very sensitive. If he is mad he isn’t afraid to show it. He knows how to love and he will spoil any girl he takes interest in. But some girls don’t realize when they leave an Alex, they won’t be able to get back with him until they realize what they’ve done. He also isn’t into alcohol or drugs, which is why people don’t invite him to parties. Alex is someone you need to understand, but the only way to understand him is to become a very close friend. And if you want a relationship with him, make sure you realize how much he will do to keep you in his life
Hey, you know Alex?
Ummm...... you mean the absolute plug?
Yeah, if you fuck with him, make sure you got backup
Nah he’s a pansy

“What did you say?”
I said you’re a pa-
*gets the shit kicked out of them*
Alright alright
by Woken up to reality early January 6, 2020
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