Subscription Addiction

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.

Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

by WizKid99 March 09, 2017

cartoon..addict

one of the bestest best mutuals i’ve ever had 🫶

“omg i can’t believe you are mutuals with cartoon..addict”
“ikr it’s so impressive”

by reyskywalkersfavlesbian April 17, 2022

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

Textual Addiction

Addicted to texting someone, either sexual or normal texts.

" OMG! My phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!"
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....

by Textpert September 27, 2009

Food Addiction

When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass

Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”

by vale2fine June 12, 2023

urban addiction

someone who is addicted to searching urban dictionary for insults to call people and other things.

Ray: Did you see that guy? He looks like a sacul with waffle nipples!
Ryan: Don't look now, Jonathan, but I think Ray has an urban addiction again.

by SkllzMstrX December 24, 2011

wharf addiction

An addiction to ‘wharf.’ Many people who have tried wharf suffer from wharf addiction, due to it being extremely addicting. People with wharf addiction often feel mentally and physically numb, as well as going through serious frequent withdrawal symptoms

I’ve had a crippling wharf addiction for 8 years of my life now. My family has disowned me.

by Davey Stwida March 23, 2021