Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

Textual Addiction

Addicted to texting someone, either sexual or normal texts.

" OMG! My phone bill had 10,000 texts on it!!"
" Umm I think you have a textual addiction, maybe you should go to rehab..."
Cue Dr. Phil....

by Textpert September 27, 2009

Sugar Addict

One who is addicted to mainly snorting/inhaling sugar or powdered sugar

Bro! I only had to snort a gram of sugar and now I’m a sugar addict!

by RMcC832 December 26, 2021

Subscription Addiction

The need to subscribe to every SAS (software as a service). Each time thinking it will make your company / life succeed.

Mary's subscription addiction quickly mounted to a $1000 per month bill and 30 application logins. We never knew what service we were using for sending a basic text message anymore.

by WizKid99 March 09, 2017

wharf addiction

An addiction to ‘wharf.’ Many people who have tried wharf suffer from wharf addiction, due to it being extremely addicting. People with wharf addiction often feel mentally and physically numb, as well as going through serious frequent withdrawal symptoms

I’ve had a crippling wharf addiction for 8 years of my life now. My family has disowned me.

by Davey Stwida March 23, 2021

Food Addiction

When you cant stop eating because you’re a fat ass

Jacob: yo i’m hungry
Vale: me too
Jacob: u a fatass
Vale: maybe we have a “food addiction”

by vale2fine June 12, 2023

vag-addict

to be addicted to everything vagina

males and females equally have the ability to be vag-addicts. it transcends all ages, races, and any/all other socio-economic brackets.

by vag_addict#1 April 09, 2010