Trifecta

A Trifecta occurs when a man (or woman) takes a shit, urinates, and then ejaculates into the toilet before flushing, if he decides to flush at all. Typically all is done while seated and must be consecutive.

John: Dude where’s your bathroom I gotta take a piss?
Jackson: I wouldn’t go in there if I were you, mike just finished a Trifecta.

by Ya_boi_cloud February 27, 2020

Trifecta

When a male bends a female over and licks her anus, while fingering her vagina and rubbing her clitoris

Ah I bent my lass over this morning and gave her the trifecta

by GoatShagger January 13, 2021

triple trifecta

Extremely uncommon redundant contraceptive method involving three forms of birth control. The man must still pull out despite the usage of birth control pills by the woman and proper condom use by the man. This is the lowest form of sex a couple can engage in beyond dry humping.

So what form of birth control are you guys using?

Oh, we're using the triple trifecta. (Describes it)

Why? Why why why!?!?!

by SlopDonk4Life April 29, 2014

trifecta of pie

When 3 male penis’ ejaculate simultaneously inside a woman. One in her mouth/throat, one in her vagina, and one in her asshole simultaneously. Making her Airtight.

The 3 male porn stars achieved a trifecta of pie when they ejaculated inside the female porn star’s mouth/throat, vagina, and ass simultaneously. She was so turned on by their coordinated orgasms, that she orgasmed as well.

by theBlackSheep May 26, 2023

toyota trifecta

Used to describe a defective product or item of poor value. Etymology-originally used to describe three recall notices on one vehicle.

"Honey, why did you buy that! It's another toyota trifecta that'll end up in the trash."

by Wnrdog May 16, 2010

Trifecta

When someone has done all three in the holy trinity in one night: cocaine, weed and alcohol

Yo I’m so fucked up I hit the trifecta

by puthydethtroyr March 25, 2022

Trifecta

Vomiting, ejaculating and shitting simultaneously.

Derrick: I shat myself and ejaculated at the same time last night!
Eugene: Shame you didn’t puke also, you would have had the trifecta!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022