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obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world
obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama
by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021
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Boob seconds

The ratio of Boob seconds to regular seconds is 5:1
Bob: I could have sworn I was only staring at her just for one second
John: Didn’t you know, one second in real time is five seconds in boob seconds
by ethant35 March 16, 2019
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Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."
"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.
by White Boy from Kentucky. June 17, 2009
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sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea
Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022
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second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.
by gnostic3 May 21, 2020
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second fandom

ugh, EXO's second fandom is so annoying
by L-1485 May 24, 2022
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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.
Taylor must be talking to another girl, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.
by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023
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