Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 28, 2014

Train hopping

A form of transportation via freight trains which is very illegal and dangerous

I'm train hopping to Chicago

by Laura quinns June 1, 2018

Potty training

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly

Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.

by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016

Dookie Train

A Dookie Train is another way of saying you have to take a massive dump since it will take so long.

Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"

Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."

Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"

by Clingbo1 August 11, 2010

dinosaur train

A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex

come on down to the dinosaur train so you dont notice your wife fucked a t-rex

by Grrryn April 9, 2021

Awesome Train

An opposite of the failboat. A successful group of people or orginization. Can be considered a win.

"All aboard the awesome train- Toot! Toot!"

by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009

the damn train

What CJ had to follow

All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

by SomePersonOnUrbDic June 30, 2021