fire melon

One who is gay but does not admit to it, as well as having a fetish for girls under the age of 13. Although this may sound like a contridiction I believe he enjoys young, physically undeveloped girls because they still appear unisexed. See also cornbread.

Christoper Aron Hill is a real fire melon!

by Caleigh R January 13, 2006

melon head

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)

by reggaemuffin March 08, 2007

Melon Head

Someone who's head is in the shape of a melon.
Is also a way of bullying.

Sam: Hey!
Dexter: Haha! Your head looks like someone replaced your skull with a melon!
Sam: So?
Jake: Melon Head! Hahahahaha!

by 00jace no.2 November 04, 2013

melon dive

To run full speed head first into an unexpecting set of breasts.

Gina has huge boobs, she is a perfect candidate for the melon dive.

by Tune September 01, 2004

Douche Melon

a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute

girl 1: your boyfriend is a douche
girl 2: correction, he is a douche melon

by beansinurapartment August 14, 2011

Melon Squad

An infamous gang that rules the world from the underground

Steve, be careful as they look like that they are part of Melon Squad

by Young Boy Bluejay May 11, 2020

Melody the Melon

A girl named Melody that is nicknamed Melon from her friends. She is very sarcastic and extremely caring. She loves the color blue and she uses Social Media.

Melody the Melon is so funny!

by Kawaii Melon November 06, 2018