Long Island

Fuck me. Honestly, like why the hell did lil peep have to die. That’s all we got on this “Long Island”. Who the hell cares about Kevin James in his fake action movies. Dude, wtf was Paul Blart, mall cop. I mean the dudes funny af, but his tits are flopping around every time he runs. But anyway, Long Island isn’t part of the city. There are some burrows like Brooklyn, and Queens. Notice there I used the Oxford comma. See I’m not a dumbass, and not of us really are. Well, there’s always gonna be that one kid. But anyways from Nassau to Suffolk county is pretty much Long Island. I have a friend who used to live in Brooklyn and he said that it’s a lot different here. He Sayville shitheads have no idea what it’s like outside of here. He also lets me use the n word as well.

Dude who lives out of ny, “where do u live”.
Dude 2, “Long Island”.
Dude 1, “so u must have it tuff”.
Dude 2, “yea I guess when u live in a $500,000 ranch a block away from the water, yea I guess ur right”.

by Finger Nipper from Compton January 17, 2018

long island 2×4

When you're getting fucked and he randomly pulls out a fucking 2×4 and sticks that bitch up your ass and it comes out of your mouth

My man gave me the Long island 2×4 and blood has been squirting out of my ass ever since. I think I have cancer. So life's pretty good right now.

by Lil j Coco Puffs January 30, 2018

Long Island

A pretty sweet place. It can get kind of hectic in some parts, but it has the best food and beaches in the world.

long island is cool

by birkenstocksgirl January 30, 2018

long island steamroller

Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.

Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.

by Juni0r goon November 13, 2020

Long Island Washing Machine

When a girl is riding your dick and grabs the ceiling fan and spins.

“I told this bitch to sit and spin and she took it literally. I mean she really gave me a Long Island Washing Machine”

by asbesito May 4, 2023

Long Island railroad

Arguably the best commuter rail service in the United States.

Long Island Railroad

by I KAN SPEEL August 26, 2023

Long Islander

Some one that is from Long Island.
Typically used to show u are from New York, yet not a real New Yorker. You will probably get clowned on more if u introduce yourself as a New Yorker, and then reveal your from Long Island, As if you would of just started of by saying ur a Long Islander.

P1 - "Yerr what's mobbin"
P2 - "Greetings"
P1 - "Ayo brodie where's u from g"
P2 - "Oh I'm a Long Islander"
P1 - "Ight Ight, Respek"

by GwiGwis23 November 28, 2021