Eugene

Sad individual without friends. Always brings his golden AK to school, cause the other students won´t be laughing anymore once he shoots it up. Setup: Ak-47, Attachments: Extended mags + Fast mags, Scorestreaks: Uav, Counter-Uav, Orbital Vsat

The kids stopped laughing when Eugene reached into his backpack, pulled out his Ak-47 and shot up the fuckin school. He was happy, because he knew they would never make fun of him again (apart from dank memes).

by GiantGayRapist February 20, 2017

Eugene Bryant

Always Positive with a large penis. Most likely to become a millionaire by 27 but also wants to travel.

Damn one day I wanna be like Eugene Bryant.

by Venenennd March 13, 2017

roan eugene

Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.

Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!

by rara4612 October 21, 2012

Eugene

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so beautiful that you will temporarily go blind and then go into a coma for 3 business days. She has the coolest jewelry and super gorgeous eyes. AND THE MOST PERFECT BANGS EVER LIKE WHAT?!! She will always be there for you and will find your address and hunt you down if she needs to- don’t get on her bad side.

Child: I think there’s a monster in my closet!
Parents: don’t worry, it’s just Eugene

by MintIceCream?!!!! November 7, 2023

Eugene

Eugene is a big white male who looks like he’d say the n word.

“Do you know Eugene??”
“You mean Lawsy?”

by Bigpapii86. April 4, 2023

Eugene

Literally the best friend you could ever ask for, funny and has the best comebacks that you could never think of that fast. Buy your Eugene snacks, trust me.

Eugene totally saved my ass in that argument.
Eugene made everyone laugh so hard today

by Artemis_W December 18, 2022

Top Tier Eugene

Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.

He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.

Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!

by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023