December 2nd

Give your little cousin 50 dollars because it’s the second day of christmas.

Younger Cousin: Hey Cuz, send me 50 dollars

You: Why??

Younger Cousin: Because it’s December 2nd

by The extremely wise scholar December 1, 2022

Anal on the 2nd

In honor of the #2 hole we celebrate it in all its glory on the 2nd of every month.

Anal on the 2nd is a day to celebrate the ass in all it’s glory.

Want to go shopping with me tonight?
Sorry I can’t it’s #2 on the 2 tonight and my boyfriend and I will be celebrating with Anal sex on the 2nd..... just like every other month.

by Bigtuten1 April 14, 2019

October 2nd

National shopping day

Let’s go shopping it’s October 2nd!

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021

November 2nd

November 2nd when short people under 5.5 get to do any crimes its like the purge, FOR SHORT PEOPLE!

MOM:GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUR GROUNDED KID:its november 2nd >:) MOM:AHHHHHHHH

by mmmfarts.com May 12, 2022

December 2nd

National Juice WRLD day on this day you wear white shirt and black pants

Hey December 2nd is national Juice WRLD day!!

by Juice WRLD 999 November 14, 2020

2nd controller

A controller that has problems reconnecting, filled with cheeseballs

and damaged buttons. (It usually happens when you have a brother
or a toxic friend)

oh, you can use the 2nd controller...

by on August 21, 2020

May 2nd

A handsome/beautiful person is born on this day. They are very smart, Creative, cautious but have adventurous souls plus are brave of choices in life

Eric: Yo look it's Rupert He is born on May 2nd and he is one of the smartest, best looking and more
Sally: I would love to date him.

by ReconANBUBLACKOP235 December 12, 2021