March 2nd

National Hang out with BF/GF

Hey it’s March 2nd! We have to hang out all day

by SnoopytheD0g March 1, 2022

January 2nd

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Where girls have to show you their tits when asked

Hey Bro Imma get the hot girl to show me her tits because its January 2nd (National Show Me Your Tits Day)

by 𝒞𝑜𝓈𝓂𝒾𝒸 January 1, 2022

October 2nd

National shopping day

Let’s go shopping it’s October 2nd!

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021

November 2nd

November 2nd when short people under 5.5 get to do any crimes its like the purge, FOR SHORT PEOPLE!

MOM:GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUR GROUNDED KID:its november 2nd >:) MOM:AHHHHHHHH

by mmmfarts.com May 12, 2022

May 2nd

May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day

Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd

by Layy😘👍 May 2, 2022

December 2nd

Give your little cousin 50 dollars because it’s the second day of christmas.

Younger Cousin: Hey Cuz, send me 50 dollars

You: Why??

Younger Cousin: Because it’s December 2nd

by The extremely wise scholar December 1, 2022

2nd controller

A controller that has problems reconnecting, filled with cheeseballs

and damaged buttons. (It usually happens when you have a brother
or a toxic friend)

oh, you can use the 2nd controller...

by on August 21, 2020