May 2nd

May 2nd is send your boyfriend a 🍑 picture day

Boy: HEY, my gf just sent me 🍑 pics!!
Y/n: Yea, its May 2nd

by Layy😘👍 May 2, 2022

November 2nd

November 2nd when short people under 5.5 get to do any crimes its like the purge, FOR SHORT PEOPLE!

MOM:GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUR GROUNDED KID:its november 2nd >:) MOM:AHHHHHHHH

by mmmfarts.com May 12, 2022

January 2nd

National Show Me Your Tits Day

Where girls have to show you their tits when asked

Hey Bro Imma get the hot girl to show me her tits because its January 2nd (National Show Me Your Tits Day)

by 𝒞𝑜𝓈𝓂𝒾𝒸 January 1, 2022

June 2nd

National makeout with a blonde chick day.

Wanna makeout it’s June 2nd and your blonde

by Big tit bitch May 30, 2022

May 2nd

A handsome/beautiful person is born on this day. They are very smart, Creative, cautious but have adventurous souls plus are brave of choices in life

Eric: Yo look it's Rupert He is born on May 2nd and he is one of the smartest, best looking and more
Sally: I would love to date him.

by ReconANBUBLACKOP235 December 12, 2021

February 2nd

National Slap Your Best Friend Day!

Josh: *slaps maria*
Maria: "Whats your problem"
Josh: "Today is February 2nd"

Maria: "and?"
Josh: "Its national slap your best friend day"

by KAWAII PANDA <3 February 1, 2022

February 2nd

National kiss your girlfriend day 🥰

“Hey babe it’s February 2nd”
“Oh yea!”
*kisses*

by SexyMilk February 1, 2022