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IED

Internet Expert Douchebag

a person or persons who transcribe text to depict themselves as having superior knowledge on a subject than anyone else.

Very common in sporting topics for complete nobodies to claim to have more inside and expert knowledge/advice than the coaches and athletes themselves.

They typically are quick to attack others who disagree with their opinions by claiming that person to be uneducated on the topic or matter of discussion.

They need to die.
person 1 - "the team shouldn't trade him. He is an valuable asset and the team has the funds to retain him. He is the reason they win. All the so called fans that hate on him clearly know nothing about the game and shouldn't jump ship so easily"

person 2 - "I disagree his stats clearly show he wasn't that great plus he spat on an official. Its good they got rid of him"

person 1 - "you clearly no nothing and need to actually watch a game. So uneducated"

person 2 - "lookout! IED detected"
by mikedee23 January 1, 2014
mugGet the IEDmug.

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by itachi san1 December 25, 2007
mugGet the i spiili imug.

I

Their six thirty two is beautiful ❤️
Although my two sixty three sounds like more fun:)
Animal noises, loving on you…
A dream come true!!!!
I love you!!!!
I do wish I could tell you❤️❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 October 12, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

My posts are not complete…
If my eyes you don’t see…
Or my voice you don’t hear

expressing and showing the sincerity…
Of the love for you…

They may appear as solely words…
Hung together by a conjunction or a rhyme…
Words they are…

words of love, my heart pours…
Only for you…

I have an idea…

Read them while looking in a mirror:)
And do your best girly voice…
You also may need to move your hands while you read…
And make your heart beat fast…
And your legs shake…
Possibly there could be a voice trembling and a stomping of the feet…
I really don’t know until I actually do it…
You know. I could do it and then I could better inform you as to what you need to do❤️❤️❤️
by Just a girl with 💔 September 24, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

Riddles I create…
I think I am quite great…
Sense they make…
Trying to decipher yours…
Makes my head shake…
But maybe yours aren’t riddles…
And they are just literal….
I am better at charades
I know a place where you can play:)
I will even have the cards premade❤️❤️❤️
I love YOU!!!
Always …

How about another clue?
by Just a girl with 💔 October 18, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

Even when you I don’t see…
In my heart, you will always be…
Saying love on me….
Please:)
by Just a girl with 💔 October 23, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

I

I love you!!!
Many things I wish I knew…
Trying not to be blue…
Even have my own goo…

look at that
A smile is back…
For me…
As I see…

Moving they are…
Happy I will be…
I miss YOU!!!
You know what I want to do…
To scream I LOVE YOU!!!
A whisper in your ear…
Would be even better…
Loving you!!!

I will always do…
Even when posts don’t post…
And my mind flies…
This love for you
Will never die!!!!
by Just a girl with 💔 September 8, 2023
mugGet the Imug.

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