A man that is usually making weird noises for no reason, with no meaning. Will make jokes that only make him laugh. Also known as the professional baseball player that played for the Brunswick Bat cage as a youngin, but never went pro due to a career ending injury. "Growing up in the Wick was tough, and I would have made it out of the mud if it wasn't for that darned injury."
by dixieenormous65 October 31, 2020
 Get the Sammug.
Get the Sammug. by Fuck bbiiiiiiii July 21, 2020
 Get the Sammug.
Get the Sammug. A midget
“Look at Sam!” Said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
“Grace I love you” Said Stone
“No Grace I love you more!” Shouted JaBra
“Ew no, you guys are like that one Midget” said Grace
by AnOnYmOoouS  November 26, 2018
 Get the Sammug.
Get the Sammug. When a bitch takes your shit away. Usually they will use manipulation, stealing, acting as victim, blackmailing, etc. to get your resources.
by ModernArtFart May 4, 2022
 Get the Sammedmug.
Get the Sammedmug. The most incredible best friend, boyfriend and individual in the world. He is one person that will change your life forever as he walks into it and he is always willing to always put you first no matter what. You can always trust Sam, he will never let you down.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Sam is perfect, both inside and out.
He has the most gorgeous, brown eyes that even if you just catch a glimpse you instantly get lost in them. His cute, adorable smile makes you feel so happy, safe and secure whenever you see it. He has the hottest body and he gives the best hugs and kisses.
It’s crazy how he is so adorable, cute, hot and sexy all at the same time! But most importantly Sam is so pure, truthful and caring. He is so intelligent and he has the best sense of humor, Sam can always put a smile on your face even when that’s the last thing you want to do. He has the biggest heart that is filled with everlasting love and he is the sweetest, kindest and most genuine guy in the world. He is always on your mind, every second of the day and you just can’t stop thinking about how perfect he is but you wouldn’t have it any other way and Sam will never understand how much you love him.
He is the reason that you appreciate everyday, he is the reason you live, laugh and love. Sam is your only reason for everything you do. You can’t help but adore and love him with all your heart. Nobody deserves a Sam, however, if you are ever lucky enough to ever get one, never let him go.
Person 1: OMG that guy is so perfect!!
Person 2: it must be a Sam
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.
Person 2: don’t we all?
Person 2: it must be a Sam
Person 1: I’ve gotta get myself a Sam.
Person 2: don’t we all?
by I Will Find Your Love Mwa... March 12, 2021
 Get the Sammug.
Get the Sammug. A Sam is quite possibly the sweetest person you will ever meet, he is good at video games and tries to tackle impossible tasks but pulls off most of those tasks he tries. He is also amazing in bed.
what a sam
by salmonthefish August 18, 2017
 Get the Sammug.
Get the Sammug. He's the sweetest and funniest guy one could know. He charms girls with his irresistible sense of humor, great hair, and cute smile. Sam can be a little shy approaching a girl he likes, but once the ice is broken, he has so much to talk about. His shyness is even cute in a way, and he doesn't even realize it. He is very school, sports, and family oriented. Dating a Sam is different than dating anyone else. He probably plays football and baseball, and has a great body. He's probably super fair-skinned with freckles, dark brown hair, and green eyes. He's overall such a nice and goofy person that can make a girls heart beat a million miles a minute.
Woah is that Sam? He's so cute!
Sammy is such a nice guy, I've had a crush on him since middle school.
Sammy is such a nice guy, I've had a crush on him since middle school.
by thatonegirlM December 6, 2019
 Get the Sammug.
Get the Sammug.