Zwanus

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by Jaryron01010101 July 7, 2018

Zwanzigger

A magical person that thrives in an area called Minnesota, they run cross-country and enjoy to moon passerby's as they jog.

Driver: OMFG! Did you see that Zwanzigger?!
Passenger: Holy shit is that gnarly!!

by Alfred G. Chorasploune February 1, 2009

Zwangy

1. Totally bad ass

2. Tasty, Delicious

1. Dude this pot is so Zwangy
2. Leonidas is Zwangy

by Undesicive1 April 29, 2010

Zwanenfucked

A Zwanenfucking is a case in which a student's schedule is mangled, often irreversibly, by an incompetent school counsellor. Can also refer to said particularly careless counsellor.

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John: Hello Mindy, why the long face?

Mindy: My counsellor signed me up for a class I passed last year, and wood shop in the timeslot I wanted photography! Now the classes are full and I can't switch out!

John: Wow, you just got royally zwanenfucked!

-or-

Carson: That Mr. Johnson is such a zwanenfucker!

Lyle: Good thing we're graduating, I've had to deal with non-stop zwanenfuckage for three years!

by The Belligerent One December 27, 2007

Zwanzerij

A Dutch word meaning a load of nonsense or bullcrap told in a convincing tone. Inserious conversation.

"Last year when we went to Rome, I saw the Pope streaking down the VIa Appia"
"Man shut up that's a lot of nonsense".

"Vorig jaar toen we naar Rome gingen, zag ik de Paus naakt over de Via Appia lopen"
"Man, zwijg toch dat is een hoop zwanzerij"

by Sofie en Johannes November 3, 2007

Zwanga

1. Word used to politely notify those in the surrounding area if one's butt crack will soon become visible or is already visible; 2. Word used to notify someone if they are exposing an excessive amount of butt cleavage. 2. When used with a subject this holds the same meaning as "asshole" or "jerk".

1. When exiting the back seat of a two door car: "Ahh, zwanga"

2. After approaching a friend who is sitting cross legged on the floor: "Pssst..Zwanga zwanga;)"

3. "I used to think Kevin was cool, but he's a total zwanga."

by We are friends. November 27, 2009

zwanedoodle

when someone drives by and your walking on the street and they throw a bowl of mac and cheese at your face, usually resulting in penis fingers

guy one:and then i said to her
SPLAT (zwanedoodle)
guy one: ooowwwwww, now i have penis fingers

by hco whore October 13, 2006