zune 

The awesome mp3 player from Microsoft, better than the ipod in every way.

Did you see the new zune?

zune by James Broderick July 17, 2006

Zune 

Built by a company that evidently thinks brown is cool; the Zune is yet another example of Micro$oft copying Apple, only to completely and utterly fuck it up.

tosser: I got a Zune
geek: epic, epic phail.

Zune by molecule802.11 April 6, 2009

zune 

Failed, or to fail. Complete waste of time.

It had gas, but the car didn't start. I guess I bought a zuned car. I think I might zune my payments on the thing.

zune by Felipefjjf December 20, 2006

Zune 

a genital in French Canadian slang, or "fuck" for Hebrew

Me: Nice zune ma'am, it's bigger than my ipod
Lady: *SMACK* DONT TALK ABOUT MY VAGINA BEING BIGGER THAN yOURS!

Zune by Carloz800 May 31, 2009

Zune 

Microsofts multi-media player. In the oppinoins of those who bought it, its better than an ipod. i have one and i love it! It started out slow in sales but its building itself up to apple. People who have zunes are usually educated and don't need to go with the crowd to think they are cool. they are independent and there zunes last longer than the horrible ipods.They alos usually listen to awesome rock instead of horriblr rap. Zune software is easier to use and they have better subscription plans for music. Zunes have radio, video, picture, music, games, and the ability to wirelessly share music and videos with other zune users. Zune is the ultimate device and it didnt copy ipods. it learned from ipods mistakes. how would it have copied ipod? just because it plays music? thats why apple usuers cant find try to find arguments against it but cant.

Me-Hey, my zune just got updated! AND I DIDNT NEED TO BUY A NEW ONE LIKE IPODS DO!

friend-really? wow. but zunes are gay!

ME-*reads friend the definition*

friend- Oh nevermind

Zune by silentmusic16 July 30, 2009

zune 

The act of taking such a giant brown shit that your gargantuan turd curls around the toilet bowl several times.

"Dude, me belly full o' flautas. I gotta go curl a zune."

zune by Chief Bobo November 11, 2006

Zune 

The Toshiba Gigabeat S, with a wheel over the buttons and 2 buttons on the side. Microsoft's hope to enter the digital music player market, using the same business model that Apple used- software intergration.

Will probably come up second best to the iPod, not because it's a revolutionary player, but because it has a new, big brand name.

Some suspect plans from Microsoft to steal market share, such as paying to transfer iTunes songs to the Zune format, preloaded content (confirmed), and amazing deals. Apparently, they will be losing money with each Zune sold, and expect to make it up in the long run.

Guy 1: (Listening to GigaBeat S)
retard: HAHA!! That thing sucks!! Check out this Zune! It pwns that peice!
Guy 1: WTF? (punches retard)

Zune by Bixxo October 3, 2006