zorch cow

Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George.

Common in the early 1950s.

That was a zorch cow game.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Zorch

The act of swallowing the fart of another, through direct contact with their anus. Typically performed in a sexual context.

Allan consumed a large kale salad at lunch so David could zorch his farts in the evening.

by Big daddi dog April 8, 2022

Tear My Zorch

When a man lands into a split so abruptly and forcefully it causes his scrotum to tear. Most commonly occurring in sports accidents and ambitious attempts during the sex act.

Ex 1: “When she jumped on me, man, I hit the floor and I tore my zorch.”

Ex 2: “Oh crap! I didn’t see that ice patch. I’m lucky I didn’t tear my Zorch!”

by Joe-Joeeee January 10, 2023

Zorch

The Zorch is your second mythical stomach which can only be filled by expressing your individual style. Whenever you listen to music, create artwork, or be apart of something completely original, you are feeding your Zorch.

I'm going to a Creed show tonight, I can't wait to listen to live music and feed my Zorch!

by BlackandWhite March 6, 2012

zorch

1)even more "cool" than "cool"
2) exceedingly great
3) to annhilate from existence

Mr. Wilcox (11th Grade Physics Teacher): You better do zorhcy on the next test, Wallace, if you don't want to be zorched out of existence.

by Matthew Swartz January 11, 2004

zorched

To Be Extreamly Pie Eyed Or Skulled had a puff too many

Man I am Super Zorched

by Spooch Bus December 31, 2007

zorch

Real George, zorch cow, boss.

That model airplane sure is zorch.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005