Zoolander 

When four men get together and smear peanut butter onto their nipples. They then press them together and rotate in a clockwise direction thus leaving a peanut butter trail. This is affectionately known as the Zoolander

Hey John, wanna call up Tim and Edward, i'm thinking of hosting a Zoolander tonight.

Zoolander by Mexican Websnatcher September 8, 2016

Zoolander 

Someone who acts like there above and is proper patronising

Me: Lets get Nando’s

A Zoolander: no let’s get some quinoa and some vegan rolls

Zoolander by Barthomelew April 26, 2020

Zoolander the oversized mampie 

Zoolander the oversized mamphie is someone who tries to beef u when u don’t know them. Mamphies beef all the time. Zoolanders beef everyone to hide all of her insecurities. They are are ugly fat biaches, they think they can act hard. Shows a lot. Their momma so stupid they stuck a battery up their ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"@zoolandersmama
I’m sorry if I was staring but I took me a long time to count all ur chins hunniiii.

yesterday I saw a Zoolander the oversized mampie. It tried to beef meh

Zoolander the oversized mampie by Zoo lander the oversized mampi June 7, 2019

Zoolander driver 

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

Zoolander driver by Kbrod June 10, 2011

Darcey Zoolander

When one fails to do the "zoolander pose" miserably. Aka Darcey's version of the "zoolander pose" from the movie Zoolander. Basically, Darcey raises his eyebrows in a retarded fashion instead of giving the cool appearance of the real "zoolander pose". This definitly makes him look extrememly douchey.

Guy 1: Alright i am taking the picture.
1,2,3!

Guy 2: Wait up, i thing we're going to have to do that one over, I'm pretty sure i just pulled the "Darcey Zoolander".You know, when you have your eyebrows raised in a retarded fashion. Remember, Darcey was the first to do it hence the name "Darcey Zoolander."

Guy 1: Hahaha you did, man i'm sorry, we have to take this one over otherwise you'll look like a major douche bag!

Guy 2: Yeah i know, shut up.

Darcey Zoolander by ChrisFow June 24, 2008

Derek Zoolander 

A Male Model
3% Body Fat. 1% Brain Activity
Played by Ben Stiller (the funniest guy in the whole wide world!)
"There's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking."

See Zoolander or Ben Stiller

Derek Zoolander by Rachael (the BIGGEST Offspring fan EVER) March 26, 2005

Pulling a Zoolander 

when someone continues to pull the exact same face in every photograph taken of them, like the character Derek Zoolander.

Pulling a zoolander means every inch of the expression is the same in five or more photographs, similar to Vanessa Hudgens when she tries to pout.

You've pulled the same face in about 5 photographs! Stop pulling a Zoolander.

Pulling a Zoolander by RandomRobskii January 19, 2010