zoober

Any hair on or around a male's genital area. Originated in Norwell, MA.

Gingers have red zoobers, which is pretty weird.

Sometimes I stick my zoobers up my asshole when I'm bored because I like the way it makes my asshole tingle.

When I get wicked hungry, I eat my zoobers, poop them out, and eat the poop again.

by Animal Porn Fanatic July 27, 2012

Zoobered

When your extremely fucked up. You get so fucked up , that it sets you back.

I am really zoobered zabbered

by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020

Zooberfucked

When a person is an incomprehensible level of high after smoking or consuming marijuana that only the word zooberfucked can describe their state.

I'm so zooberfucked.
Look at him he's completely zooberfucked.
Let me get my life sorted before I get zooberfucked.

by DrBert February 5, 2022

scooby zoobie

YA DIGG SO YOY TUTU YA BABY YA DIGGG

omg is that scooby zoobie? YA DIGG

by idk what my name is lol November 12, 2020

zoobie

A Utah Mormon who is very sheltered and ignorant of the outside world. They want to stay in Utah. They don't have to go to BYU or college at all. They mostly live in Utah Valley and Utah County.

The zoobies in my class are so annoying. They don't get how things are in the real world.

by someaaguy December 1, 2013

Zoobied

a temporary state of stupidity/mentally-retardedness resulting from unnecessary, excessive weed smoking

Manny-LETS GO TO CREEEEEEEEK
Translation: Yo you want to go snowboarding man?

Flag- Ighttttttttt lets gettttttt ZOOOOBIEDDDD?
Translation: Yes I do? Should I bring weed?


Manny- Lets DOOOOO ITTTT!!
Translation: Hell yes.

zoobied
If you find yourself doing any of the following there is a possibility you have been ZOOOOBIED before; taking excessively long pisses; realizing your friends lips match the curtains; talking about that....PUSSY; hitting up the PIZZA STATION; you enjoy them PERSONAL PIZZA's screaming all kinds of words as you would scream ZOOOOBIED for example.- BANANA PEEEEEL

by zooooobied February 2, 2009

Zoobie Hunting

When one goes to BYU campus, where Zoobies (BYU students) mingle, either by driving or hiding and yells at the top of there lungs behind a Zoobie, this causing the Zoobie to jump, scream, run away like a little girl, yell back, or try and chase you down, better yet the male Zoobie hides behind the female.

Friday night Jeff and I went Zoobie Hunting!!

by ZoobieHunter48 October 28, 2011