hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.

You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!

by Alan Muir May 18, 2006

Get your arse in gear

To get off your backside and start doing what you're meant to be doing instead of just sitting around.

Mate, get your arse in gear - you're going to be late!

by jessindia December 18, 2009

belt it up your arse

Australian version of "stick/shove/ram/cram/jam/poke it up your arse"

Belt it up your arse: "When the mechanic told me it was gonna cost five hundred bucks to fix me car, I told him to belt it up his arse."

by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006

shove it up your arse

Where u take an object and shove it up your ass

Kid: What shall i do with your sanddwich sir?

Sir: Shove it up your arse

by User Undefined July 17, 2014

Wine up your arse

The state of being too wound up by a minor annoyance.

“Fuck mate, I can’t believe you missed by birthday!”
“Look, I missed the bus. Wine up your arse.”

by Silly bob248 October 4, 2018

Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.

I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.

by Fnordicle January 15, 2008

fart higher than your arse

To harbour an inflated opinion of oneself.

As in “That lad David Beckham. He farts higher than his own arse”.

by Gaz Farrell August 28, 2003