youzone

The act of taking a shit in the missus cunt then eating it out.

Giles gave his missus a good youzoneing the other night, fresh shit mixed with menstrual blood proved to be delicious and nutritious.

by roof top dung flinger April 6, 2021

Youporn

from the people that brought you youtube comes youporn!the site where you can post videos of yourself jacking off, and then have some horny fuck jack off to you!
with the cool videos that you can put your mouse over and preview with a couple slides to show you what the video looks like so you cant blame anybody when you click on a gay video because you could have previewed it first!
(also know to give you viruses and crash your computer)

example 1: im fucking bored and horney...lets see whats up on youporn....ok yes i like that.....wait is that a dude...oh shit thats not right oh god is he really sticking his finger there...WOW!

example 2: okay so i need to rub one off. okay this looks good. awww nice im done. click. SHIT MY COMPUTERS FUCKED....oh well least i jearked one first.

by drizthewiz June 29, 2009

Youpooping

Watching mass amounts of random youtube videos while taking a dump.

"I only pooped for like five minutes, but i was in there youpooping for an hour!"

"Thats weird"

by Albomb January 11, 2009

Youon

Jeez man, you forget a space? Come on, it's just one more press! You got this! :D

Bob: "Janet why are youon top of my books?"
Janet: "...Did you just say 'you on' really quickly?"
Bob: "No I just forgot a space"
Janet: "Bob, what the hell"

by CyberCeara June 2, 2023

yousponge

To make sense of the world of internet video.

Go ahead and yousponge Borat.

by chief sponger February 1, 2007

YouPooping

The act of watching YouTube while pooping for an extended amount of time. Combining the act of YouTubing and pooping.

I could not use the bathroom today because my son was too busy YouPooping!

by Geeediddy July 15, 2020

youwontshoott

youwontshoott is very funny, hot, smexy, fruity and cool person on tiktok. their name is ray, which proves the point that he's hot asf, if u search for name ray definition is that ppl w name ray are very hot. no one will every be better then youwontshoott ( ray ) bc he's such a buakah 🤤‼️ ( especially ewin, they're never gonna be better then ray, bc ray cool asf and hot and ewin not 😕‼️👎🏼 )

youwontshoott is the coolest, hottest, funniest and amazingest

by depressedgachauwuboi March 8, 2021