Yonder

The distance somewhere between 30 yards and 5 miles.

Jimbo thought he left his handkerchief next to him on the bookshelf, but he soon discovered that it was more likely to be over yonder.

by Dirtyhiggins July 7, 2014

down yonder

A Family-Rated descriptor of the pubic region of a human being. Applicable to either gender.

Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctor yesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.

by The Sage Of Suave May 20, 2015

down yonder

A word most old people from the south or somewhere else use to say over there or far away mostly used by my grandma and grandpa

Grandma:Now didnt you see that rabbit down yonder pa?
Grandpa:Sure did

by Sierra December 1, 2004

Down yonder

Referring to one's crotch/nether region

After I had my baby, that nurse came and cleaned me up good down yonder.

by yeahmannotman May 20, 2015

over yonder

southern lingo for "over there"

Elderly couple in Alabama:

Wife: "Where'd ya put my glasses?"
Husband: "They're over yonder on the dresser"

by apeforeal08 April 23, 2009

pon yonder

a distant land from the great beyond

the door opens to PON YONDER!

by bilbosourcream March 29, 2012

over yonder

One can see "down yonder", but one cannot see "over yonder".

I park my car just down yonder, but my house is actually over yonder, behind that hill.

by Barbados Man May 20, 2015